Good Night, and Good Luck

Good Night, and Good Luck

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To the staff, I bequeath to you all of my scholarly possessions, which aren’t much...

To Jessie: I leave you my brilliant technique for checking tires for leaks.

To Aryn: I leave you my clutter, to amuse yourself with.

To Austin: I leave you a supply of attack commas, use them wisely.

To Ashley: I leave you a sharp, pointy pen; for poking the Man every once in a while.

To Keisha: I leave you the mega blocks, for building an empire. Or at least as much as you can with 750 blocks.

To Skyler: I leave you a “rawr,” may it serve you well when disciplining minions.

To Josh: I leave you the doughnuts, for bribing people.

To Tiffany: I leave you a smaller suitcase.

To Sung: I leave you a map, so that you can find a Pho King where ever you go.

And to Matt: You can take the golf cart with you, I hear there are kittens all over the place.

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